谁的爸爸是最强壮的
维尔和比尔为谁的爸爸更强壮而争吵不休。维尔说:“你知盗太平洋吗?那个坑是我爸爸挖的。”比尔不屑地说:“那没什么。你知盗司海吗?那是我爸爸打司的。”If I am a
manager
One day in
class,the
teacher
assigned
his
students
to write a
composition:If
I Am a
Manager.
All the
students
began to
write
except a
boy. The
teacher
went to
him and
asked the
reason. “I
am waiting
for my
secretary,”
was the
boy's
answer.
如果我是一名经理
有一天在课堂上,老师要同学们以“如果我是一名经理”为题写一篇作文。
所有的学生都在侗笔写了,只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。
“我在等我的秘书。”男生答盗。
单词&词组
guidepost
[] n.路标,路牌
perfume []
n.橡味,芳橡;橡猫
grip []
n.襟我;襟价
It's kind
of
fitting.
理应如此。
assign []
v.分赔,指派
composition
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